| PLEASE FULL VIEW THIS DEVIATION. So on the winds we sail For the sea of Chalupas Chalupas! When out of the ocean, The great Chalupa King, Comes with his magic bolts of Electric Lightning Fury! My Chalupas I defend! From the King of the great Chalupacy! With his arms of modern Steam-powered engines of the Future! 6.99 for a value meal! 6.99 for a value meal! --Robert Mitchum's disembodied head (from The Cloak by Jason Steele) |
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- Current Residence: somewhere by the lake...
- Interests: internet memes, music, and art!
- Favourite movie: WALL•E :3
- Favourite band or musician: Pelican
- Favourite genre of music: Punk/Alternative
- Favourite artist: ME!! no, i'm JK...
- Favourite style of art: all of them
- Operating System: mac-YEAH!
- MP3 player of choice: iPod
- Shell of choice: pink swirly ones i can stick my claws out of!
- Wallpaper of choice: Um, actually, i painted it.
- Skin of choice: I get sunburnt a lot. ):
- Favourite game: Earthbound/MOTHER 2
- Favourite gaming platform: anything of Nintendo's, and lots of SEGA's
- Favourite cartoon character: YOU.
- Personal Quote: "...and I would be the sexiest chalupa of them all." - The Cloak (from Jason Steele's
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there's me, and then there's you. see the difference?
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I think they named oranges before carrots...
"What are these?"
"Those are orange... Oranges!"
"What about these?..."
"...Oh shit!...... long pointies?"
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